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Game review · Bandai Namco Entertainment · Xbox Series X · March 2022

Elden Ring

9.1

Scored 9.1/10. FromSoftware's formula, set loose in a world built with George R. R. Martin, and the bosses are every bit as mean as the rumors.

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FromSoftware took the Souls formula out of the corridor and dropped it into the Lands Between, a world built by Hidetaka Miyazaki with George R. R. Martin on the mythology. The result is the most explorable hard game ever made.

THE LANDS BETWEEN

Every direction hides something: a catacomb, a dragon, a castle that takes your whole evening. Torrent the steed, the open field bosses, the legacy dungeons that play like classic Souls at its best. Death is tuition and the tuition is worth it, because the discovery on the other side of a hard fight is the best drug in modern gaming.

WHY 9.1

The back third reuses some bosses and the difficulty spikes sideways instead of up in a few spots. That is the whole complaint list. 9.1 for a game that made an entire genre grow up in public.

THE INDUSTRY NUMBER

Two scoreboards live on this page and they never mix. The score at the top is Moe's, argued above and signed. The industry's number, the collective critic aggregate, sits here for reference: Metacritic 96. Same game, two verdicts. Read both, then play it yourself.

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