Girl Talk

Moe:

This interview is called something new. What are we going to be calling it today?

Moe:

That's right, motherfucking. We're here with fucking Greg Gillis, King B. Fucking all of us. We're fucking getting rowdy in the pit. Cheers, motherfuckers!

Moe:

Greg! What is your favorite Tool song?

Moe:

Is that Marilyn Manson over there? Marilyn Manson just got in the pit.

B:

No, Marilyn Manson is the motherfucking pit, baby!

Moe:

He's here! Anyway, the shit is crazy.

Moe:

Wait, who was the crowd surfer? Greg, you want to get out? It's the crowd surfer. Hold on, Greg. It's the crowd surfer. You're here with Interview in the Pit. Moe Train's Tracks and Greg Gillis' Girl Talk. How are you feeling about fucking Tool right now?

Moe:

Do you want to get up? Do you want to get up crowd surfing tonight?

Moe:

We're doing our best, but you know what? They gotta go backwards.

Moe:

What's happening? We're gonna lift you up. Come here, come here, come here, come here. There's a chick right here that wants to go crowd surfing. Let's ask these babes. Let's ask all of the babes. Who wants to go crowd surfing? You want to go crowd surfing?

Moe:

All right, we gotta get someone to go crowd surfing. We're gonna interview them. We need to get someone up real quick. All right, okay. Who wants to go crowd surfing? Who's in?

Moe:

Right here, she's ready to go. Uh-oh. You gotta go backwards. You gotta go backwards. You just take a roll and watch.

Moe:

All right, we've got a girl who wants to be interviewed in the pit while crowd surfing. This is what we're doing.

B:

She just took an e-pill.

Moe:

She's ready to go.

Moe:

You have been all around the world.

B:

We're setting your standards in the broadcasting industry right now.

Moe:

Hold on a second. Here, hold on. Listen. Okay, hold on. We are here. Interview in the pit with Greg Gillis. Girl Talk right there.

Moe:

Yeah, listen. I'm going to go see your set tomorrow night or what?

Moe:

I'm going to go see your set tomorrow night or what?

Moe:

Listen, here. Right here. Oh, yeah, but now we're talking. All right. Greg, listen. She says she wants to go see your set tomorrow night. But we might have to kick you out unless you're crowd surfing at least 20 feet.

Moe:

So we're going to measure it. All right. And we're going to interview. We're going to interview you as you go on top of the little crowd. Ready? Here we go. Hold on. Here we go.

Moe:

Get her up!

B:

You got to go 20 feet, motherfucker!

Moe:

Watch out. She's falling. She's falling. She's up. She's got to go 20 feet. That's like 13 right there.

B:

14.

Moe:

14. 15. Watch your head.

B:

Yeah.

Moe:

I think that's 20 feet. I think that's motherfucking 20 feet. That was an exclusive crowd surfing interview. Tomorrow she's got to be on stage.

B:

She's in.

Moe:

She's in. We got a crowd surfer across the stage. She is fucking in. She made the 20 feet cutoff. Going. Going. Gone. You got everything.

Moe:

Okay. Good. I thought we totally lost the whole recording show. She made it 20 feet. She's going. She's at about 40 feet right now.

B:

40 motherfucking feet.

Moe:

I think we have set the standard here tonight. I think it's going to set the record.

B:

50 feet.

Moe:

I'm looking at 65 feet right now. She's still going.

B:

Dude, I'm thinking 75 motherfucking feet.

Moe:

We're getting 75 feet. Oh, there it is. She's still on. She's still on. Dude, she is still going. She is still going.

B:

My gosh.

Moe:

Come here. Come here.

Moe:

All right. You're here with fucking Moe Train's Tracks and Greg Gillis. It's an interview and a fucking pit. All right. You're here at fucking Bonnaroo all weekend, right?

Moe:

Holy shit. She's back. Oh my God. Oh my fucking God. Get her. Get her. Get her. Get her. We are in the pit right here with Donny.

Moe:

Dude, this is one of the most odd interviews we've ever done. We're here with Greg. Tool is fucking ripping it up tonight. Dude, you're ripping up tomorrow night. We're going to be there. Dude, you better let us on stage with you.

Moe:

Yeah.